For the longest time I’ve loved professional sports. I don’t watch them that often but I love competition and athletics. These folks are nuts! They train every day and modify their diets to gain every extra edge over their competition. I’ve always thought professional sports were great - but were missing a bigger mark.
So here’s what professional sports are missing: The Wizard of Sports. (or Wizardress of Sports)
What the hell am I talking about? It’s the grand champion athlete of American professional sports. The king of the best. The MVP of MVPs. The grand mother-fucking champion of sports who should get Gatorade and Nike endorsements the second he/she crosses the finish line.
Imagine a Ninja Gauntlet showdown of Adrian Peterson vs. Lebron James. Some real American Gladiator’s style shit. That’s be so awesome. Better than the Olympics even. Even NASCAR beat professional sports to the idea. NASCAR. Come on. They have the IROC races than include CART and NASCAR drivers in a neutral car that levels the playing field. It’s a coveted prize.
I’m sure it’s against everybody’s binding league contracts but this is a good fucking idea and should happen. So there. Wizard of Sports. Ya heard?